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A collection of funny jokes that will make your time fun . New and funny jokes, perfect to share with family and friends.”Thrifty
Ramanamma: Why does your fan have only one blade?
Rangamma: My parents are very frugal, so they removed two blades from the fan because the electricity bill was high!
Hot air
Teacher: Chintu! What is hot air?
Chintu: When you are making pancakes, the hot air that comes out of the pancakes is called hot air Teacher!
Teacher: That…
A very big
three thieves who were friends met at one place.
Thief 1: I stole gold, cash, and valuables.
Thief 2: I stole two-wheelers and four-wheelers.
Thief 3: I stole something bigger than both of you.
Others: What is it?
Thief 3: A road roller!
What else.. The two thieves fell unconscious!
The neighbor also lost money..
The share prices of Subbarao’s company fell sharply.
He was happy,
because the shares of his rival company fell even more!
Police
: When you were stealing from that house, why didn’t you tie everyone’s hands and feet except your wife?
Thief: Since you have to watch the serials on TV, you have to hold the remote control in your hand, so don’t tie me up with a rope, she begged the housekeeper!
In court…
Judge: Where did you commit your first theft?
Thief: I stole the cell phone from the lawyer’s pocket when I came to court!
The wife is cooking.
Hotel owner: You used to come once before, now you come every day?
Customer: I used to cook because I wasn’t married before. Now my wife is cooking!
Taweedu Mahima
Bhoota Doctor: Take this amulet home and tie it, your health will improve.
(After a week)
Customer: I tied it as you said, but my health has not improved!
Doctor: What is that? Should it improve according to the calculation?
Customer: I tied the amulet too tightly.
Doctor: Oh boy… I want to tie it to the house, not to the hand!
After lunch?
Doctor: If you want to lose weight, you should eat 2 chapatis in the afternoon and one at night.
Patient: Okay, doctor! But should you eat these chapatis before lunch or after?
Special if you tip
Customer: What is the difference between a special dosa and a plain dosa?
Supplier: If you tip, I will bring you a special dosa. If you don’t tip, only a plain dosa!
Dondu donde!
Person: Doctor! Lately, I’ve been looking like a man and a woman. Give me some medicine.
Doctor: I’ll give you medicine… but did you bring someone else with you for this pill? It would have been enough if you had come alone!
Where can we see the speed of a rocket?
Teacher: Where else can we see the speed of a rocket?
Ravi: When dogs are chasing us near our school, Teacher, go to the people who are running!
Pure veg hotels, right?
Customer: Your hotel is a pure vegetarian hotel.
But what about the words “occasionally non-veg” in brackets?
Hotel owner: Sometimes cockroaches fall in the food… then it becomes non-veg, right?
